- You might be able to fit into this.
‘Might’? Thanks for letting us know that you think that we need to lose weight to look good enough for you.
- You are still hungry?
Have you ever heard of metabolism? Yes. That tends to make a person hungry even after two slices of pizza. *eyeroll*
- Didn’t you wear this last week?
We wish we didn’t but we have to. No matter how many clothes you think we own, we don’t have that many and we have to often repeat our outfits.
- Don’t be mad ; I was just kidding.
Sure. Am I supposed to laugh? HA HA HA!
- How much do you weigh?
More than ego. Duh, you decide.
- You have a lot of feelings.
Yes. Do you have a problem? I honestly, don’t care.
- I don’t know if I trust your cooking.
Cool. Starve and die.
- You ask a lot of question.
Since, when is it illegal?
- Why are you freaking out?
I am not. But, if you keep on asking me why- well, you can’t handle my crazy.
- You remind me of my mom.
Seriously? Mom? I don’t even want to explain this.